Sideways Shakes: Kick Count Chronicles - Chopper Edition

Alright, alright, listen up, my fellow two wheeled maniacs! Your dear ol’ friend Shakes is dropping' some sauce: Behold, the 'How Many Kicks' tee - Chopper Edition, straight outta the Sideways Shakes lab! (AKA my couch while watching my daughter destroy the house.)  Special thanks to @Jkenney319 for the inspiration on this one.  Hold onto your shins because we're counting kicks in style. ‘A one, A twoooooooooo, A thhhhhhhreeeee!’  Who knew kick-starting a chopper could be this side-splittingly funny? Grab you a freshie before you slip-trip-and-whack a shin again.